The Card Aisle

Art Prints

No Place Like Home - New York Skyline Print No Place Like Home - New York Skyline Print $22.00
"Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor "Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor $17.60 $22.00
No Place Like Home - Chicago Skyline Print No Place Like Home - Chicago Skyline Print $17.60 $22.00
No Place Like Home - Pittsburgh Skyline Print No Place Like Home - Pittsburgh Skyline Print $17.60 $22.00
"Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art "Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art $17.60 $22.00
"Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor "Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor $17.60 $22.00
all Art Prints

Gifts

2025 Vocabulary Calendar 2025 Vocabulary Calendar $31.50 $35.00
Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt, When Life Gives You Lemons, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt, When Life Gives You Lemons, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton $25.00
Fresh Out Of Fucks Fresh Out Of Fucks $5.00
Bestie With Testes, Pint Glass, Shaker, For Him, For Partner, Beer Mug, For Beer Lover, Barware, For Drinking Buddy, For Friend, 16 oz Bestie With Testes, Pint Glass, Shaker, For Him, For Partner, Beer Mug, For Beer Lover, Barware, For Drinking Buddy, For Friend, 16 oz $24.00
Fresh Out of Fucks, Stemless Wine Glass, Wine Tumbler, Cocktail Glass, Drinkware, Bar Glasses, For Her, Wine Lover, For Friend, 15 oz Fresh Out of Fucks, Stemless Wine Glass, Wine Tumbler, Cocktail Glass, Drinkware, Bar Glasses, For Her, Wine Lover, For Friend, 15 oz $18.00
Poppin' Bottles, Baby Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, Unisex Clothing, Toddler, Graphic Tee, Pre-shrunk, 6-12 mos, 12-18 mos, 18-24 mos Poppin' Bottles, Baby Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, Unisex Clothing, Toddler, Graphic Tee, Pre-shrunk, 6-12 mos, 12-18 mos, 18-24 mos $22.00
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Cards - Birthday

Have a Very Merry Birthday - (10 pack) Have a Very Merry Birthday - (10 pack) $45.75
Reasonable Pace Birthday Card - (10 pack) Reasonable Pace Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Fuck Everything Birthday Card - (10 pack) Fuck Everything Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Dead Yet Birthday Card - (10 pack) Dead Yet Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Texts & Calls Birthday Card - (10 pack) Texts & Calls Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Weird & I Love You Birthday Card - (10 pack) Weird & I Love You Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
all Cards - Birthday

Cards- Congrat/Encourage

Just a Note to Tell You How Awesome You Are Just a Note to Tell You How Awesome You Are $45.75
You Blow Me Away You Blow Me Away $45.75
Good Vibes - (10 pack) Good Vibes - (10 pack) $45.75
Shine Bright Card Shine Bright Card $45.75
Way To Slay Way To Slay $45.75
Fucking Finally Fucking Finally $45.75
all Cards- Congrat/Encourage

Cards - Holiday

All I Want is a Strong Sedative - (10 pack) All I Want is a Strong Sedative - (10 pack) $45.75
Chestnuts on a Dumpster Fire - (10 pack) Chestnuts on a Dumpster Fire - (10 pack) $45.75
White-knuckled Christmas - (10 pack) White-knuckled Christmas - (10 pack) $45.75
Pizza Tree - (10 pack) Pizza Tree - (10 pack) $45.75
I Hate You the Least Holiday Card - (10 pack) I Hate You the Least Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Miss Your Dumb Face Holiday Card - (10 pack) Miss Your Dumb Face Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
all Cards - Holiday

Cards - Just Because

Just A Note From Denver, CO - (10 pack) Just A Note From Denver, CO - (10 pack) $45.75
Shavasana and Wine Card - (10 pack) Shavasana and Wine Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Sup Bitch Sloth - (10 pack) Sup Bitch Sloth - (10 pack) $45.75
Hiya Fuck Nugget! - (10 pack) Hiya Fuck Nugget! - (10 pack) $45.75
What The Actual Fuck Card - (10 pack) What The Actual Fuck Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Hello Friend Card - (10 pack) Hello Friend Card - (10 pack) $45.75
all Cards - Just Because

Cards - Love/Admiration

Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! - (10 pack) Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! - (10 pack) $45.75
Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself - (10 pack) Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself - (10 pack) $45.75
To My Bestie With Testes - (10 pack) To My Bestie With Testes - (10 pack) $45.75
all Cards - Love/Admiration

Cards -Sympathy/Get Well

Put A Hug In Here For You - (10 pack) Put A Hug In Here For You - (10 pack) $45.75
Not Enough Middle Fingers for This Shit - (10 pack) Not Enough Middle Fingers for This Shit - (10 pack) $45.75
Endless Carousel Of Shit - (10 pack) Endless Carousel Of Shit - (10 pack) $45.75
Whatever You Need - (10 pack) Whatever You Need - (10 pack) $45.75
Fuckin' Dandy Card - (10 pack) Fuckin' Dandy Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Sending Kiss - (10 pack) Sending Kiss - (10 pack) $45.75
all Cards -Sympathy/Get Well

Cards - Thank You

Thinking Of Me (& My Tits) - (10 pack) Thinking Of Me (& My Tits) - (10 pack) $45.75
Basically My Superhero Card - (10 pack) Basically My Superhero Card - (10 pack) $45.75
You Are Magic - (10 pack) You Are Magic - (10 pack) $45.75
You Are A God Damn Unicorn - (10 pack) You Are A God Damn Unicorn - (10 pack) $45.75
Never Inviting Me to go Hiking - (10 pack) Never Inviting Me to go Hiking - (10 pack) $45.75
OMG Thanks! Card - (10 pack) OMG Thanks! Card - (10 pack) $45.75
all Cards - Thank You

Cards - Valentines Day

Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Valentine's Day Is Stupid - (10 pack) Valentine's Day Is Stupid - (10 pack) $45.75
Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $45.75
all Cards - Valentines Day

DIY - print at home

Chestnuts on a Fire - INSTANT DOWNLOAD Chestnuts on a Fire - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $2.00
2025 Moira Vocabulary Calendar - INSTANT DOWNLOAD 2025 Moira Vocabulary Calendar - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $5.50
"Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – INSTANT DOWNLOAD "Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – INSTANT DOWNLOAD $3.50
You're a Ho Ho Ho - INSTANT DOWNLOAD You're a Ho Ho Ho - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $2.00
Strong Sedative Holiday Card - INSTANT DOWNLOAD Strong Sedative Holiday Card - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $2.00
Elf Pattern - INSTANT DOWNLOAD Elf Pattern - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $2.00
all DIY - print at home

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