The Card Aisle

Apparel

Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt, When Life Gives You Lemons, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt, When Life Gives You Lemons, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton $25.00
Fresh Out of F*cks Beanie Fresh Out of F*cks Beanie $24.00
Poppin' Bottles, Baby Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, Unisex Clothing, Toddler, Graphic Tee, Pre-shrunk, 6-12 mos, 12-18 mos, 18-24 mos Poppin' Bottles, Baby Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, Unisex Clothing, Toddler, Graphic Tee, Pre-shrunk, 6-12 mos, 12-18 mos, 18-24 mos $22.00
High-Waisted Women's Tee, When Life Gives You Lemons, Unisex, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton High-Waisted Women's Tee, When Life Gives You Lemons, Unisex, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton $25.00
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Art Prints

No Place Like Home - New York Skyline Print No Place Like Home - New York Skyline Print $22.00
"Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor "Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor $22.00
No Place Like Home - Chicago Skyline Print No Place Like Home - Chicago Skyline Print $22.00
No Place Like Home - Pittsburgh Skyline Print No Place Like Home - Pittsburgh Skyline Print $22.00
"Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art "Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art $22.00
"Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor "Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor $22.00
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Gifts

2025 Vocabulary Calendar 2025 Vocabulary Calendar $35.00
Sh*t I Shant Do Notepad Sh*t I Shant Do Notepad $13.50
Fresh Out of F*cks Mug Fresh Out of F*cks Mug $15.50
Insulated Tumbler with Straw and Lid, Fresh Out Of Fucks, Drinkware, Gifts for Her, For Him, Summer Drinkware, Stainless Steel, Gift Insulated Tumbler with Straw and Lid, Fresh Out Of Fucks, Drinkware, Gifts for Her, For Him, Summer Drinkware, Stainless Steel, Gift $28.00
Not Enough Middle Fingers Mug Not Enough Middle Fingers Mug $15.00
Fresh Out Of Fucks Fresh Out Of Fucks $5.00
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Cards - Birthday

Fuck Everything Birthday Card - (10 pack) Fuck Everything Birthday Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Reasonable Pace Birthday Card - (10 pack) Reasonable Pace Birthday Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Texts & Calls Birthday Card - (10 pack) Texts & Calls Birthday Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Weird & I Love You Birthday Card - (10 pack) Weird & I Love You Birthday Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Have a Very Merry Birthday - (10 pack) Have a Very Merry Birthday - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Dead Yet Birthday Card - (10 pack) Dead Yet Birthday Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
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Cards- Congrat/Encourage

Shine Bright Card Shine Bright Card $32.02 $45.75
Way To Slay Way To Slay $32.02 $45.75
Fucking Finally Fucking Finally $32.02 $45.75
Praise Be Holiday Praise Be Holiday $32.02 $45.75
You Are A Goddamn Warrior You Are A Goddamn Warrior $32.02 $45.75
Overdue Celebrations Card Overdue Celebrations Card $32.02 $45.75
all Cards- Congrat/Encourage

Cards - Holiday

Colorado Wreath Holiday Card - (10 pack) Colorado Wreath Holiday Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Happy Hanukkah To My Bitches - (10 pack) Happy Hanukkah To My Bitches - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Stuff That Where Card - (10 pack) Stuff That Where Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Snowman’s Economic Reality Holiday Card - (10 pack) Snowman’s Economic Reality Holiday Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Santa Pickle Holiday Card - (10 pack) Santa Pickle Holiday Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Snacks and Booze Holiday Card - (10 pack) Snacks and Booze Holiday Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
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Cards - Just Because

Just A Note From Denver, CO - (10 pack) Just A Note From Denver, CO - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Ugh I Just Miss You So Much - (10 pack) Ugh I Just Miss You So Much - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Miss Your Face And Your Big Ol' Titties - (10 pack) Miss Your Face And Your Big Ol' Titties - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Society Told Me - (10 pack) Society Told Me - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Miss the Crap Out of You Card - (10 pack) Miss the Crap Out of You Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Jazz Hands - (10 pack) Jazz Hands - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
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Cards - Love/Admiration

To My Bestie With Testes - (10 pack) To My Bestie With Testes - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself - (10 pack) Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! - (10 pack) Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
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Cards -Sympathy/Get Well

Put A Hug In Here For You - (10 pack) Put A Hug In Here For You - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Not Enough Middle Fingers for This Shit - (10 pack) Not Enough Middle Fingers for This Shit - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Endless Carousel Of Shit - (10 pack) Endless Carousel Of Shit - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Whatever You Need - (10 pack) Whatever You Need - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Fuckin' Dandy Card - (10 pack) Fuckin' Dandy Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Sending Kiss - (10 pack) Sending Kiss - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
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Cards - Thank You

Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out - (10 pack) Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Keeping MY Shit Together Thank You Card - (10 pack) Keeping MY Shit Together Thank You Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Thanks For Being Awesome Card Thanks For Being Awesome Card $32.02 $45.75
You're Simply The Best - (10 pack) You're Simply The Best - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
My Rock Thank You Card - (10 pack) My Rock Thank You Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Thankful for my Witches Thankful for my Witches $32.02 $45.75
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Cards - Valentines Day

Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Valentine's Day Is Stupid - (10 pack) Valentine's Day Is Stupid - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $32.02 $45.75
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DIY - print at home

2025 Moira Vocabulary Calendar - INSTANT DOWNLOAD 2025 Moira Vocabulary Calendar - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $5.50
Chestnuts on a Fire - INSTANT DOWNLOAD Chestnuts on a Fire - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $2.00
"Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – INSTANT DOWNLOAD "Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – INSTANT DOWNLOAD $3.50
You're a Ho Ho Ho - INSTANT DOWNLOAD You're a Ho Ho Ho - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $2.00
Strong Sedative Holiday Card - INSTANT DOWNLOAD Strong Sedative Holiday Card - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $2.00
Elf Pattern - INSTANT DOWNLOAD Elf Pattern - INSTANT DOWNLOAD $2.00
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