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Apparel

When Life Gives You Lemons Graphic Tee - High Waisted 100% Cotton When Life Gives You Lemons Graphic Tee - High Waisted 100% Cotton $25.00
Funny Anti-Racism T-Shirt: When Life Gives You Lemons Funny Anti-Racism T-Shirt: When Life Gives You Lemons $25.00
Fresh Out of F*cks Beanie Fresh Out of F*cks Beanie $28.00
Poppin' Bottles Baby Jersey Tee: Unisex Graphic Toddler Clothing Poppin' Bottles Baby Jersey Tee: Unisex Graphic Toddler Clothing $22.00
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Art Prints

No Place Like Home - New York Skyline Print No Place Like Home - New York Skyline Print $22.00
"Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor "Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor $22.00
No Place Like Home - Chicago Skyline Print No Place Like Home - Chicago Skyline Print $22.00
No Place Like Home - Pittsburgh Skyline Print No Place Like Home - Pittsburgh Skyline Print $22.00
"Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art "Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art $22.00
"Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor "Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor $22.00
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Gifts

2026 Vocabulary Calendar 2026 Vocabulary Calendar $35.00
Not Enough Middle Fingers Mug Not Enough Middle Fingers Mug $15.00
Fresh Out Of Fucks Fresh Out Of Fucks $5.00
Bestie With Testes Pint Glass, Funny Beer Gift, 16 oz Bestie With Testes Pint Glass, Funny Beer Gift, 16 oz $24.00
Fresh Out of Fucks Stemless Wine Glass, Snarky Drinkware (15 oz) Fresh Out of Fucks Stemless Wine Glass, Snarky Drinkware (15 oz) $18.00
Pack Your Bags - Custom Boarding Pass Pack Your Bags - Custom Boarding Pass $18.50
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Cards - Birthday

Have a Very Merry Birthday - (10 pack) Have a Very Merry Birthday - (10 pack) $45.75
Dead Yet Birthday Card - (10 pack) Dead Yet Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Fuck Everything Birthday Card - (10 pack) Fuck Everything Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Reasonable Pace Birthday Card - (10 pack) Reasonable Pace Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Texts & Calls Birthday Card - (10 pack) Texts & Calls Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Weird & I Love You Birthday Card - (10 pack) Weird & I Love You Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards- Congrat/Encourage

Post-It Note Card Post-It Note Card $45.75
Happy New Home Happy New Home $45.75
Just a Note to Tell You How Awesome You Are Just a Note to Tell You How Awesome You Are $45.75
You Blow Me Away You Blow Me Away $45.75
Shine Bright Card Shine Bright Card $45.75
Way To Slay Way To Slay $45.75
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Cards - Holiday

Stuff That Where Card - (10 pack) Stuff That Where Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Snowman’s Economic Reality Holiday Card - (10 pack) Snowman’s Economic Reality Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Santa Pickle Holiday Card - (10 pack) Santa Pickle Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Snacks and Booze Holiday Card - (10 pack) Snacks and Booze Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Wake Me in Five Years Holiday Card - (10 pack) Wake Me in Five Years Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Happy Holidays from Colorful Colorado - (10 pack) Happy Holidays from Colorful Colorado - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards - Just Because

Thinking of You & Mac and Cheese - (10 pack) Thinking of You & Mac and Cheese - (10 pack) $45.75
See You In Hell - (10 pack) See You In Hell - (10 pack) $45.75
Shavasana and Wine Card - (10 pack) Shavasana and Wine Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Just A Note From Denver, CO - (10 pack) Just A Note From Denver, CO - (10 pack) $45.75
Sup Bitch Sloth - (10 pack) Sup Bitch Sloth - (10 pack) $45.75
Hello Friend Card - (10 pack) Hello Friend Card - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards - Love/Admiration

Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! - (10 pack) Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! - (10 pack) $45.75
To My Bestie With Testes - (10 pack) To My Bestie With Testes - (10 pack) $45.75
Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself - (10 pack) Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards -Sympathy/Get Well

Through Thick and Thin Card - (10 pack) Through Thick and Thin Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Remember To Breathe Card - (10 pack) Remember To Breathe Card - (10 pack) $45.75
This Blows Card - (10 pack) This Blows Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Fuck Flag Card - (10 pack) Fuck Flag Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Put A Hug In Here For You - (10 pack) Put A Hug In Here For You - (10 pack) $45.75
Not Enough Middle Fingers for This Shit - (10 pack) Not Enough Middle Fingers for This Shit - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards - Thank You

My Rock Thank You Card - (10 pack) My Rock Thank You Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Thankful for my Witches Thankful for my Witches $45.75
Thinking Of Me (& My Tits) - (10 pack) Thinking Of Me (& My Tits) - (10 pack) $45.75
It Takes A Village Thank You Card - (10 pack) It Takes A Village Thank You Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Basically My Superhero Card - (10 pack) Basically My Superhero Card - (10 pack) $45.75
You Are Magic - (10 pack) You Are Magic - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards - Valentines Day

Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Valentine's Day Is Stupid - (10 pack) Valentine's Day Is Stupid - (10 pack) $45.75
Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $45.75
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Digital Downloads

Jolly AF Christmas Card: Snarky Holiday Card (Digital Download) Jolly AF Christmas Card: Snarky Holiday Card (Digital Download) $5.50
Colorado Holiday Card Pack: State Flag Design (Digital Download) Colorado Holiday Card Pack: State Flag Design (Digital Download) $5.50
Only Jewish Friend (Digital Download) Only Jewish Friend (Digital Download) $5.50
Hangover Birthday Card – Printable A2 Hangover Birthday Card – Printable A2 $5.50
You Are My Pea – Printable A2 Card You Are My Pea – Printable A2 Card $5.50
Woof Sympathy Card – Printable A2 Woof Sympathy Card – Printable A2 $5.50
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