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Apparel

Fresh Out of F*cks Beanie Fresh Out of F*cks Beanie $24.00
Poppin' Bottles Baby Jersey Tee: Unisex Graphic Toddler Clothing Poppin' Bottles Baby Jersey Tee: Unisex Graphic Toddler Clothing $22.00
When Life Gives You Lemons Graphic Tee - High Waisted 100% Cotton When Life Gives You Lemons Graphic Tee - High Waisted 100% Cotton $25.00
Funny Anti-Racism T-Shirt: When Life Gives You Lemons Funny Anti-Racism T-Shirt: When Life Gives You Lemons $25.00
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Art Prints

No Place Like Home - New York Skyline Print No Place Like Home - New York Skyline Print $22.00
"Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor "Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor $22.00
No Place Like Home - Chicago Skyline Print No Place Like Home - Chicago Skyline Print $22.00
No Place Like Home - Pittsburgh Skyline Print No Place Like Home - Pittsburgh Skyline Print $22.00
"Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art "Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art $22.00
"Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor "Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor $22.00
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Gifts

Pack Your Bags - Custom Boarding Pass Pack Your Bags - Custom Boarding Pass $18.50
Sh*t I Shant Do Notepad Sh*t I Shant Do Notepad $13.50
Fresh Out of F*cks Mug Fresh Out of F*cks Mug $15.50
Insulated Tumbler with Straw and Lid, Fresh Out Of Fucks, Drinkware, Gifts for Her, For Him, Summer Drinkware, Stainless Steel, Gift Insulated Tumbler with Straw and Lid, Fresh Out Of Fucks, Drinkware, Gifts for Her, For Him, Summer Drinkware, Stainless Steel, Gift $28.00
2026 Vocabulary Calendar 2026 Vocabulary Calendar $35.00
Not Enough Middle Fingers Mug Not Enough Middle Fingers Mug $15.00
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Cards - Birthday

Fuck Everything Birthday Card - (10 pack) Fuck Everything Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Reasonable Pace Birthday Card - (10 pack) Reasonable Pace Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Texts & Calls Birthday Card - (10 pack) Texts & Calls Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Weird & I Love You Birthday Card - (10 pack) Weird & I Love You Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Have a Very Merry Birthday - (10 pack) Have a Very Merry Birthday - (10 pack) $45.75
Dead Yet Birthday Card - (10 pack) Dead Yet Birthday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards- Congrat/Encourage

Shine Bright Card Shine Bright Card $45.75
Way To Slay Way To Slay $45.75
Fucking Finally Fucking Finally $45.75
Praise Be Holiday Praise Be Holiday $45.75
You Are A Goddamn Warrior You Are A Goddamn Warrior $45.75
Overdue Celebrations Card Overdue Celebrations Card $45.75
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Cards - Holiday

Colorado Wreath Holiday Card - (10 pack) Colorado Wreath Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Happy Hanukkah To My Bitches - (10 pack) Happy Hanukkah To My Bitches - (10 pack) $45.75
Stuff That Where Card - (10 pack) Stuff That Where Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Snowman’s Economic Reality Holiday Card - (10 pack) Snowman’s Economic Reality Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Santa Pickle Holiday Card - (10 pack) Santa Pickle Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Snacks and Booze Holiday Card - (10 pack) Snacks and Booze Holiday Card - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards - Just Because

Ugh I Just Miss You So Much - (10 pack) Ugh I Just Miss You So Much - (10 pack) $45.75
Society Told Me - (10 pack) Society Told Me - (10 pack) $45.75
Miss Your Face And Your Big Ol' Titties - (10 pack) Miss Your Face And Your Big Ol' Titties - (10 pack) $45.75
Miss the Crap Out of You Card - (10 pack) Miss the Crap Out of You Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Jazz Hands - (10 pack) Jazz Hands - (10 pack) $45.75
Thinking of You & Mac and Cheese - (10 pack) Thinking of You & Mac and Cheese - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards - Love/Admiration

To My Bestie With Testes - (10 pack) To My Bestie With Testes - (10 pack) $45.75
Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself - (10 pack) Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself - (10 pack) $45.75
Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! - (10 pack) Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards -Sympathy/Get Well

Put A Hug In Here For You - (10 pack) Put A Hug In Here For You - (10 pack) $45.75
Not Enough Middle Fingers for This Shit - (10 pack) Not Enough Middle Fingers for This Shit - (10 pack) $45.75
Endless Carousel Of Shit - (10 pack) Endless Carousel Of Shit - (10 pack) $45.75
Whatever You Need - (10 pack) Whatever You Need - (10 pack) $45.75
Fuckin' Dandy Card - (10 pack) Fuckin' Dandy Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Sending Kiss - (10 pack) Sending Kiss - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards - Thank You

Keeping MY Shit Together Thank You Card - (10 pack) Keeping MY Shit Together Thank You Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Thanks For Being Awesome Card Thanks For Being Awesome Card $45.75
You're Simply The Best - (10 pack) You're Simply The Best - (10 pack) $45.75
My Rock Thank You Card - (10 pack) My Rock Thank You Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Thankful for my Witches Thankful for my Witches $45.75
It Takes A Village Thank You Card - (10 pack) It Takes A Village Thank You Card - (10 pack) $45.75
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Cards - Valentines Day

Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Valentine's Day Is Stupid - (10 pack) Valentine's Day Is Stupid - (10 pack) $45.75
Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $45.75
Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card - (10 pack) $45.75
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Digital Downloads

Printable Father’s Day Card – Bestie With Testes Printable Father’s Day Card – Bestie With Testes $5.50
Jolly AF Christmas Card: Snarky Holiday Card (Digital Download) Jolly AF Christmas Card: Snarky Holiday Card (Digital Download) $5.50
Colorado Holiday Card Pack: State Flag Design (Digital Download) Colorado Holiday Card Pack: State Flag Design (Digital Download) $5.50
Only Jewish Friend (Digital Download) Only Jewish Friend (Digital Download) $5.50
Hangover Birthday Card – Printable A2 Hangover Birthday Card – Printable A2 $5.50
You Are My Pea – Printable A2 Card You Are My Pea – Printable A2 Card $5.50
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