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Collection: Holiday

Browse our selection of Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and Hanukkah cards - some are safe for grandma, others depend on how cool your grandma is.
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  • Stefon Holiday Card
    Stefon Holiday Card
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  • What A Fuckin Year Holiday Card
    gold foil text and stars on navy background
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  • Only Jewish Friend Hanukkah Card
    Only Jewish Friend Hanukkah Card
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  • Strong Sedative Christmas Card
    Strong Sedative Christmas Card
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  • Buddy the Elf Holiday Card
    will ferrell from the movie Elf in the bottom left hand corner with simple black text in the upper right
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  • Last Remaining Fuck Holiday Card
    Last Remaining Fuck Holiday Card
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  • Hiding From the Holidays Card
    Hiding From the Holidays Card
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  • Jolly AF Holiday Card
    Jolly AF Holiday Card
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  • Happy Hanukkah To My Bitches
    Happy Hanukkah To My Bitches
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  • Tiny Dancer Holiday Card
    Ted Lasso Holiday Card
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  • Praise Be Holiday Card
    Praise Be Holiday Card
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  • To Responsibility Holiday Card
    To Responsibility Holiday Card
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  • Very Merry Birthday Card
    Very Merry Birthday Card
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  • Well Now, Happy Holidays Card
    Ted Lasso Holiday Card
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  • Menorah Hanukkah Card
    hand sketched menorah with blue ribbon in the middle
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  • Endless Carousel Of Shit Card
    Endless Carousel Of Shit Card
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  • Pack Your Bags Plane Ticket Gift
    Pack Your Bags Plane Ticket Gift
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  • Nama Sleigh Holiday Card
    Santa doing yoga
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  • World Outside Is Frightful Holiday Card
    World Outside Is Frightful Holiday Card
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  • Santa's Extra Fucks Holiday Card
    Santa's Extra Fucks Holiday Card
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  • Santa Thong Holiday Card
    santa bending over in front of a fireplace with his thong showing
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  • Happy Holidays Ya Filthy Animal Holiday Card
    hand lettered red text in illustrated green wreath
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  • Safe Holiday Hugs Card
    Safe Holiday Hugs Card
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  • You're a HO Holiday Card
    You're a HO Holiday Card
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  • Minimal Family Drama Holiday Card
    text over pine needles and pine cones
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  • Snacks & Booze Holiday Card
    ivory text on red background, hand lettered with small dots representing snow
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  • A Nod To Our Pandemic Bods Card
    Toasting wine glasses with red wine color palette
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  • Wake Me In Five Holiday Card
    gold and cream text hand lettered with flourishes on an evergreen background
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  • Colorado Ornaments Holiday Card
    Colorado Ornaments Holiday Card
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  • Miss Your Dumb Face Holiday Card
    Miss Your Dumb Face Holiday Card
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  • Happy Holidays from Colorado Card
    gold text and mountains, C.O. of colorado flag coming up over the mountains representing the sun
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  • Holiday Movies Bundle
    Holiday Movies Bundle
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  • You're Getting Coal Holiday Card
    green text with red santa hat on white background
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  • Forget Fruitcake Holiday Birthday Card
    Forget Fruitcake Holiday Birthday Card
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  • From Colorful CO Holiday Card
    From Colorful CO Holiday Card
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  • Absolute Fresh Hell Card
    Absolute Fresh Hell Card
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  • Someone Pour Me A Drink Holiday Card
    Someone Pour Me A Drink Holiday Card
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  • Stockings Were Hung Holiday Card
    Stockings Were Hung Holiday Card
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  • Merry and Bright Foil Holiday Card
    rough sketch of Rudolph head and antlers with red foil nose
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  • Buzz, Your Girlfriend Holiday Card
    Buzz, Your Girlfriend Holiday Card
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  • Witches Cheeseboard Card
    Witches Cheeseboard Card
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  • Sweet Ass Holiday Card
    Sweet Ass Holiday Card
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  • Pizza Tree Holiday Card
    christmas tree with pizza slices
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  • Drunk Christmas Holiday Card
    Drunk Christmas Holiday Card
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  • Pop, Clink, Drink Card
    Pop, Clink, Drink Card
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  • Star of David Hanukkah Card
    Star of David Hanukkah Card
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  • Let's Get Lit Holiday Card
    Let's Get Lit Holiday Card
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  • Buddy the Elf Pattern Holiday Card
    Buddy the Elf Pattern Holiday Card
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  • Hoppy Holidays Card
    Hoppy Holidays Card
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  • Happy Everything Holiday Card
    Happy Everything Holiday Card
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